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History
Long, long ago, in the small, remote kingdom of Lotsa Pasta, a
decree went out to all Royal Subjects from His Royal Highness, King Rolla-Fulla
Baloney. It went something like this:
"Whereas the King's Royal pasta makers have
been somewhat over zealous, and Whereas all of His Majesty's warehouses
are now overflowing with every kind of pasta imaginable, and every
closet, bathtub, bucket, and pocket in the Kingdom of Lotsa Pasta is now
full to the brim with said pasta, and Whereas the Royal Physician has
informed His Majesty that if His Majesty and His Royal Subjects attempt
to eat all of this pasta they shall all surely drop dead, I hereby
Decree to all of my Royal Subjects that the person or persons who can
help His Majesty find a suitable use and market for this enormous
surplus of pasta will be handsomely rewarded."
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